If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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