Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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