They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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