scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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