it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
