Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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