you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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