we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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