Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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