its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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