People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
