yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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