After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
