Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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