doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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