I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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