Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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