I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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