OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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