Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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