i think i have herpe
just one?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She told me I should be a condom model.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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