Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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