1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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