Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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