so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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