no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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