I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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