best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
