ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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