we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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