Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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