did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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