Don't you send me to vm
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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