The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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