She is in my trunk
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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