Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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