Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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