OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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