Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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