I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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