i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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