'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize