it was like his penis was on wheels.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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