He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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