Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
