talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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