kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
