The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dual....:-)
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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