So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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