I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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