goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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