none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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