Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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