Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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