They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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