It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize