My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
wow bdsm is so cute
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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