discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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