she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
